Saturday, October 30, 2010

4nations Preview

Aus will win by lots.

NZ will win by lots.

PNG will fuck NZ up physically.

ENG will lose and have a sook.

General Ramblings 2

I think ENG should give AUS some players to use in this game to even up the contest. Though AUS would still win anyway. Don't all English players yearn to play for Australia??? They are only the best team in the world even when they aren't world cup champions.

I'm just gunna come out and say it, hot players should be made to play without shirts. There I said it, it would help bring in the female demographic. I am not gay.

There should be a national transport line for football, something similar to catching a plane or bus or train but for the football only.

Carl Webb and GI should be banned from all fast food outlets and GI should sell his boat but can keep the vouchers. Carl Webb should also find something he's good at.

The All stars game should be played under international rules, I don't like playing in quarters or this bonus try shit(wow i made it this far without swearing).

Why can't all rugby league games be shown live?? NSW and Melbourne get AUS v ENG live, NSW can't even win an Origin and only like 3 people are gunna watch it Melbourne. Melbernians don't like what I just said?? Well suck it! AFL loving asswipes.....

I hope my last comment made you angry........

I WANT AUS v ENG LIVE.....Not on delay, how am I supposed to stay away from twitter for an hour???? That's impossible.....

Maybe Melbourne Storm could release a book called Salary Cap Cheating for Dummies.

I love the Kumuls they are so passionate and they have that 'we aren't gunna win but we might as well fuck em up' attitude :D I love that attitude, AFL doesn't have that attitude, you don't want to hurt yourself just in case you miss out on sampling a beautiful White Pinto, harden up AFL. Punch a cunt in the face not just grab his jersey and give him a kiss, kissing other men is homo there go you're fucking homos. Barry Hall could do it. Don't quote me on this but I'm pretty sure you don't have send off/sin bin rules, why don't you just punch the fuck out of the opposition till there's none of them left!

Fuck AFL.

AFL is gay.

AFL is full of sexual deviants. It also promotes drug use, Ben Cousins nuff said.

Why am I blogging at 7am? Did I stay up all night drinking and fucking? No, I wish. Did I stay up all night playing video games? No. Did I go to bed at 8:30pm and wake up early and couldn't go back to sleep because AFL is shit? Yes! AFL is the cause of everything bad in the world.

WOO! Who loves the 4nations? Well maybe love is a bit of a strong for this far into the relationship, I've been hurt before maybe I should just say really really like the 4nations, maybe next year I will love you 4nations.

What about the TWiLeague guys, give them a round of applause! Rumor has it that just like a homosexual they feed off attention! Love ya work guys!

AFL is still bad.

But seriously check TWiLeague aka this week in league out they are fucking excellent, I don't know why I'm telling you guys my blog has less fans than the roosters and Rugby League in Melbourne combined. Fuck you AFL.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The Dally M awards we don't want.

Coach of Year - Neil Henry, North QLD

Front rower of the Year - Willie Mason, Woop Woop

Second-rower of the Year - Chris Bailey, Manly

Provan-Summons Medal (most popular player as voted by fans) - Chris Bailey, Manly

Hooker of the Year - Michael Ennis, Canterbury

Winger of the Year - Beau Ryan, Wests

Captain of the Year - Jamie Lyon, Manly

Centre of the Year - Jamie Lyon, Manly

Fullback of the Year - Rhys Wesser, South Sydney

Five-eighth of the Year - Any of the 30 that the Cowboys used this season

Halfback of the Year - Trent Hodkinson, Manly......ohhhh sorry I mean Canterbury

Lock of the Year - Braith Anasta, Sydney

Rep player of the Year - Bill Slater, Melbourne

Peter Frilingos Award for headline moments of 2010 - Jarryd Hayne, Parramatta

Dally M Player of the Year - Willie Mason, Woop Woop

Friday, October 8, 2010

General Ramblings

I take back everything I ever said about the dragons not being able to attack. The Dragons played well the Roosters failed. The Clive Churchill medal went to the wrong winner. I had cob loaf, kabana and jatz. Got slightly drunk. Spent most of the game smoking. Apparently everyone forgot the team was St. George-Illawarra Dragon not St. George Dragons. Wendell become the most hated person on twitter by just being an ass in general.

The GF was awesome, not the game but what happened because it was the GF. My mummy brought me booze, made cob loaf, kabana, cheese and biscuits and hot dogs:). The game was meh. The Roosters penetrated the Dragons line less than I've penetrated a vagina this year. The Dragons were clinical with attack and defence. Darius Boyd won the Clive Churchill medal but was undeserving. Jason Nightingale was the real winnder.

Australia named their 24 man squad for the 4 Nations. The Gold Coast Titans captain & Dally M award winning halfback missed out on selection, how I don't know. Congrats go to Todd Carney and Greg Bird for their call ups and making such a great comeback to the NRL.

Voting has opened for the Indigenous All Stars team(vote here: http://bit.ly/aJAy81 ). I went to the game last year and the atmosphere was absolutely spectacular. I absolutely loved it very proud moment in my life. Timana 'Drama' Tahu didn't get a vote in my team because now he's Maori apparently.

What else can I ramble on about.....maybe I should promote drinking & unprotected sex. I'm joking, if you have unprotected sex you will get pregnant and die.

Walgett Aboriginal Connection won the 2010 Koori Knockout. Congrats to all teams who played and a big congrats to the NRL players who gave up their free time to play. It makes me sad that the knockout doesn't get the publicity it should but I'll be making a change to that. I'll be bringing news and info about the 2011 Koori Knockout when I find out about it.

I wish Willie Mason would shut the fuck up and fuck off blaming Neil Henry for the collapse of the Cowboys.

That is all.

I hate

I hate Manly....sorry Manly fans(again send complaints to @LeagueFreak on twitter) NSW, Brett Stewart, Pepsi GIVE UP PEPSI YOU'RE NOT COKE!, I hate place that don't have coke and expect you to have pepsi instead. Some women, ohhhh i hate fat skanky chicks who dance all up in the club and act like their shit don't stink, I hate the new corner post rule. Get something off your chest in the comment box.

2010 Koori Knockout

Ahh the October long weekend 3 days of footy. This is of course the time that the Koori knockout is on. 3 days filled with awesome quality footy. Many well known names play in the Koori knockout, for example Timana Tahu, Jensen brothers, Barba brothers, Dane Laurie, Jamal Idris, Dean Widders. I watched the 1st and 3rd day(NRL GF was on the 2day). A bit of controversy(not involving Timana) started off the 3rd day and final day.

The last game of the 2nd day is what started it. The game between La Perouse Panthers and Nulla Dolphins was 12-10 to Nulla in the dying secs when all of a sudden Nulla's lock caught La Perouse's Richie Williams square in the jaw in with a raised elbow(La Perouse were in posession of the ball in front of the sticks). This hit left Williams with a broken jaw and he was substituted. They kicked the goal to win the game 12-12(in a draw game 1st try scoring team wins) BUT! The interchange player that came on for Williams kicked the goal and according to ARL international rules(which the knockout is played by) an interchange player cannot take the shot at goal resulting in DQ.

The Nulla team brought this issue and during the night apparently they came to an agreement on replaying the game on the 3rd day. So I get up at 7 this is fucking 7 in the mornin because the knockout 'started' at 8. LA PEROUSE ARE FUCKING HAVING A SITTING PROTEST IN THE FIELD! They are refusing to play the replay because they won fair and square. Fast forward two hours later they see the errors of their way and play the game. La Perouse won.

Welcome welcome.

Welcome to the new blog. I thought I would create this one so I could use it after the 2010 season haha. So enjoy, if you get offended please send all complaints to @LeagueFreak on twitter :)