North Queensland Cowboys Preview

In season 2011 the cowboys will use 26 different 5/8s. Due to another drunken incident mid season JT will be sacked as captain. Captaincy will go to Matt Scott or Brent Tate. Nth QLD will be one win away from making the 8 in round 26 and will win in golden point but be catapulted out of the finals.

Sydney Roosters Preview

In 2011 season Todd Carny will tattoo his penis because he will run out of untouched skin. Mitchell Pearce will be selected for the Blues but will get a season ending injury before game 1. The Roosters fan base will grow to 4 supporters and be even more glam & faaabbbbulous! They will make the Grand Final again but lose followed by Brian Smith's suicide.

South Sydney Rabbitohs preview

Nuff said

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Cronulla Toothless Sharks.

The picture is supposed to inspire fear. Supposed to and does are two different things. The current NRL laughing stocks like to think they have recruited well. They sign what they say is a very good back rower but what I see is an injury prone inconsistent person. Having said that watching the Sharks will be like watching a puppy being tortured, seeing them get hurt, squirm and try to set themselves free. Maybe they stick to what they know best. Team bonding gang bangs.

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The Manly Sea Dissapointments.

This photo depicts the only emotion Manly fans/players will feel. While flukeing their way throughout 2010 climaxing in a flogging from the hands of St Giliwa the Manly side will look good but fizzle out towards the end of the season ending up in 12th. At times they will show they have what it takes to take out the premiership but injury and general cuntery will stop them.

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I want a champion for 2011 not a fat cunt.

Happy new year faithful readers. Souths sign a fat cunt that they will only get two years out of(if you believe the reports) and lose a champion. GI is having enough trouble laying off the pies let alone being able to put an 80min game together. Souths will learn they were better off keeping their consistent champion and not ditching him for the man who swallowed the woman who swallowed a dog who swallowed a cat, blah blah. Until next time, the truth is out there readers

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The week that's been.

Reading negative rugby league stories is like being hungover then shit annoying happens(yes I know its a great thingo I'm sick don't like go fuck yourself).

Joel 'Dog Lover' Monaghan gets busted pulling a 'prank'. WHAT KIND OF PRANK INVOLVES YOU STICKING YOUR FUCKING DICK IN A DOGS MOUTH?(unless it's my ex). I just can't begin to understand, it's just a massive mind fuck. His dick in a dogs mouth? Seriously? It wasn't even his dog it was a teammate's dog. He violated his teammates dog.

GI fucks the Broncos like his name was Joel Monaghan. MATE PAY YOUR FUCKING BILLS! Every other Australian has to! You are not bigger than life. You aren't even that good(at NRL level). I personally think the Broncos are better off without him. Why South Sydney? Why the NRL's biggest under achievers? Why would you listen to that fuckwit Mundine?

What next?...........................