The Gold Coast Titans: Tale of a Salary Cap Breach

As we all know the Titans have made some very semi long term deals. Jamal=5 years Douglas=3 years* Champion=3 years. The question has been raised how can the Titans, who as we know are not a financially healthy club, can afford these players? Well that's simple and I shall explain in the following paragraphs further on.

What I'd like to say before venturing onto speculations of how we can afford these players is that it is stupid wasting all this money on player talent to try to bring fans in but won't improve the fucking infrastructure at Skilled Park! It's a cunt to go to for games at least put a fucking car park there for fuck sakes! Now moving on may i present The Jetstar Gold Coast Titans salary blanket.

First all players were given a house next to or in the same street as Princey.

Second all players were given boats to enjoy in the Gold Coast sun.

Third all other players are only playing for pizza vouchers.

Fourth they have hired a 24 hour beautician to look after Jamal.

Fifth Douglas doesn't have to play for the sharks.

Sixth Champion did not like the boat Melbourne offered him. He prefered the 18 footer that the Titans offered.

Seventh all will be appearing in Jamal's tv show flop.

*may not be accurate

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The Season So Far

Well hasn't season 2011 been an interesting journey so far? It seems my general cuntery prediction for manly was incorrect and the titans have caught the cuntery flu. Seriously who thinks 'oh wait let's drop one of the top 5 hookers in the game and buy a fucking useless centre(Idris)'. Cunts! You should have torn up Capewell's contract. He's as useful as tits on a bull.

How good is Orford? I bet he has a horse's head in his bed every night.

What about the cowboys? Who gave them the swift kick up the ass they needed? According to mason Henry is a shit coach. How's your career looking now small willie?

Seriously over the overratedness of the doggies 7(chokesondickinson). Somebody needs to get that man a neck! He'd be an easy cunt to kidnap because he can't turn his head!

Before the season started i told someone on twitter(@sataninheels_ i believe) that the eels will be the shit stain of the NRL and finish 18th, not a bad prediction huh?

Matt Elliot got sacked. No i don't mean fired i mean some penriff boys jumped him and gave him a beating with a sack full of rocks, good penriff.

Souths still have room for improvement. Improving on how to better counsel their disappointed fans.

Sandow joins eels to make the shit stain a little darker.

Ennis is a cat. That is all.......for now.

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